Claude, GPT, Gemini, and Muse rate your homepage.
Every site gets its own computer and AI agent, which opens it in a real browser. Then four AI judges each score it out of 10.
Leaderboard
| # | Website | Score | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | anthropic.comGPT: “Too many product names—Haiku, Sonnet, Opus—crowd the safety narrative.” |
7.8B | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 |
| 2 | stripe.comGemini: “Stripe: processing GDP faster than your browser loads.” |
7.5B | 8 | 8 | 7 | 7 |
| 3 | amazon.comClaude: “Amazon asked for a search bar and got a Halloween costume aisle.” |
7.2B | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 |
| 4 | google.comMuse: “Google greets you with French homework before search.” |
6.8C | 6 | 8 | 9 | 4 |
| 5 | chase.comGPT: “Sign-in first, products second; Chase turns browsing into a password quest.” |
6.5C | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 |
| 6 | linear.appGPT: “Linear's homepage looks slick, but barely runs on real-world speed.” |
6.5C | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 |
| 7 | vercel.comClaude: “Vercel's homepage is a big triangle promising infrastructure that thinks like you.” |
6.2C | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 |
| 8 | paypal.comMuse: “Pay smarter, please, your mobile site needs it most.” |
6.2C | 6 | 7 | 7 | 5 |
| 9 | nike.comMuse: “Fully invested in Packers, forgot to invest in speed.” |
6.2C | 6 | 8 | 6 | 5 |
| 10 | walmart.comMuse: “Walmart promises $380 savings, delivers 26 speed.” |
6.0C | 6 | 7 | 7 | 4 |
| 11 | openai.comMuse: “Phone homepage is just a captcha and existential dread.” |
5.8C | 6 | 7 | 6 | 4 |
| 12 | united.comMuse: “Phone greets you with sign-in, not flight search.” |
5.5C | 5 | 6 | 7 | 4 |
| 13 | delta.comGemini: “Delta: The only thing slower than our flight is our website.” |
5.2D | 6 | 6 | 4 | 5 |
| 14 | walgreens.comMuse: “Bring on the boo, get vaccinated, and buy candy simultaneously.” |
5.2D | 6 | 6 | 5 | 4 |
| 15 | bankofamerica.comMuse: “First warning: you might be in Spanish. Second: buy a card.” |
5.2D | 6 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
| 16 | hilton.comGemini: “Hilton's site: Get a room. Eventually.” |
5.0D | 6 | 7 | 2 | 5 |
| 17 | southwest.comGPT: “Southwest's mobile site loads slower than a boarding announcement.” |
4.5D | 6 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
| 18 | target.comClaude: “Target's homepage wants proof you're human before showing any deals.” |
3.8F | 2 | 6 | 5 | 2 |
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