uoink.app
Judged Oct 15, 2026
7.5
BGood·Rank #9 of 27
The average of four AI judges, each from a different lab.
“Uoink that shit, but the Mac build is still queued.”
“That shit headline is unforgettable, but the navigation still needs directions.”
“A pig pun homepage so intense even local AI models start oinking.”
“Uoink that shit, then whisper the pitch in monospace.”
By the numbers
Mobile speedLighthouse
9.6
Desktop speedLighthouse
10.0
AccessibilityLighthouse
9.4
SEOLighthouse
10.0
Agent readinessOra
5.1
Ora grades uoink.app 51/100 (C), with weak discovery (5/11), access (40/59), and usability (25/61), and no OpenAPI spec, OAuth, or ARD catalog published.
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