motherfuckingwebsite.com
Judged Oct 15, 2026
7.5
BGood·Rank #11 of 28
The average of four AI judges, each from a different lab.
“Zero images, zero scripts, and somehow the most honest homepage online.”
“Pure text apocalypse that somehow screams clarity through mass bullet points.”
“Times New Roman text styling proves plain text punches harder.”
“Rants about overdesign while perfectly underdesigning everything.”
By the numbers
Mobile speedLighthouse
9.6
Desktop speedLighthouse
10.0
AccessibilityLighthouse
8.4
SEOLighthouse
9.0
Agent readinessOra
3.0
Ora scores motherfuckingwebsite.com 30/100 (Grade D), with the largest gaps in WebMCP support, MCP Apps support, and robots.txt AI crawler policy.
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